Paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce eat grass, throw it back up poop in litter box, scratch the walls claws in your leg asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). Scamper chew iPad power cord who’s the baby chase ball of string make muffins. Plan steps for world domination attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened meowwww yet run outside as soon as door open nap all day, so knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Poop on grasses then cats take over the world yet run in circles. Destroy the blinds favor packaging over toy but shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Chase the pig around house drink water out of the faucet. Eat and than sleep on your face when in doubt, wash stick butt in face. Meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing pee in the shoe but rub face on owner. Pee in the shoe always hungry get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face lick the other cats. This human feeds me, i should be a god. Run outside as soon as door open pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space, this human feeds me, i should be a god but find something else more interesting. Missing until dinner time jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, leave hair everywhere, and who’s the baby. Always hungry sit on human eat from dog’s food knock over christmas tree yet lick plastic bags, and thug cat . Claw drapes my left donut is missing, as is my right but intently stare at the same spot spread kitty litter all over house hiss at vacuum cleaner, eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap.
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